February 2012
When someone you've never had a conversation with...
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When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November. →
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Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waited 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
laugh trip
Who the fuck would have a crush on me.
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Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
kristinecamillee asked: I NEEDA SHOW YOU TEXT MESSAGES TOMORROW, LOL. K night
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
TROLOLOLOL
Who just beat the shit out of his drug test? PATRICK DID. Damn I’m good.
Anonymous asked: A J K
kristinecamillee asked: YOU FINALLY FOUND ME
Because no-one talks to me aha
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school. (or work)
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
Anonymously message me exactly what type of person...
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.